This is long overdue

"Is she already in Shattel?"
- Michelle on Seattle

"I want to watch that one independie movie that's out now."
- Rona on independent/indie movies.

"That's spelled wrong. Isn't it B-A-R-B-A-R?"
-Rona looking at a barber shop sign

"I love that poem. The one by Unknown."
-Rona on her favorite author.

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Rona on David's facial hair...
Rona: Are you gonna do your five in the morning thing for Thailand?
David: What?
Rone: The five in the morning face thing.
Cressa: His five o'clock shadow?
Rona: Yes.
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On the mansions in Hancock Park in West Los Angeles...
Cressa: It's mostly Jewish people living here.
Rona: Oh, they should go back to Jew.
David: Jewland.

Farmer's What?

Keith on tanning...

Keith: Are you guys evenly tanned?
Me & Michelle: No.
Keith: Oh, so you guys have a farmer's market?
Me & Michelle: *lol*
Keith: What?
Me & Michelle: *lol*
Keith: Oh, farmer's tan.

Gender Identity Crisis

Angie, on not being sure about her co-worker's "identity" lol...

Angie: Yeah, he's kinda anonymous.

*Cressa and Michelle's confused look*

Cressa: You mean androgenous?

A conversation I had with David.

me: I think I have TB. I went to get tested for tb and the doctor was like "uh it's kinda positive but that's fine, I'll say it's still a negative" now I have cough and a little chest pain

davidh101: hahhaha how can it be kinda positive hahahah

me: there was a little bump but i guess it wasn't big enough

davidh101: well if you did really have then you probably had for a while now

so to have those symptoms now would be all in your head

me: it could have been dormant for awhile

davidh101: and then when you realized it

it finally emerged?

Let's keep this alive

Cressa: Hello? Hi sis!
Sis: Hi sis. I'm kinda busy. I'm reservating my hotel for my trip.
Cressa: You're reservating?
Sis: HAHAHAHAHA shuttup.
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Dad: Are you there already? Tell them we might be late.
Cressa: Oh, are you traffic?
Dad: Yes.
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Cressa: Do you eeeber see him?

Geography lesson for you kids

Rob: Yeah, I'm going to Central America this spring break.
Rona: Oooooh really cool! Wait, Central America? Like...Texas?

See, this blog still has meaning. There you go Rob.

Mmmmm chocolate

Cressa: The chocolate cake's kinda dry. It doesn't look that good. I like it moist.
Gladys: Maybe we should talk dirty to it.

This happened in the span of 24 hours, no kidding

On an art work by Andy Warhol...

Rona: Is this by Andy Warthog?

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Cressa: You know what sport we should take up? Equestrian.
Rona: What the hell is that?

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As we realize that there are not enough parking spots for all the cars looking for parking in the parking structure...

Rona: Man, they really overpopulated this parking structure.

Kindoba randoms

David: What was your favorite memory as a childhood?
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David: Cressa, you have a lot of split ends.
Rona: How about me? Do I have a lot of splinters?
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After a glass of wine...

Rona: I'm feeling a little titsy.

I don't have one, but yay I'm glad this is back in full effect. woohoo.

Hello?

I think she used this before but it's back in full effect:

Rona: Well, my phone is kinda weird right now it's MALLUFUNCTIONING.

Oh, Pamela

It's been a while guys. Let's keep this thing alive.

Thanks Ang for this one:

Pam: Hey dis is kind ob randoms, but I think we're lost on da Ring Roads. I think we should have gone da udder way.

England Adventures

At Brighton Pier
Rona : I have to interview the locals but I'm scared that they hate americans.
Elinor: You should just say you're Filipino
Rona: oh yeaaaaaaa....Kunichiwa.



At Falmer train Station
Ticket guy: You can either arrive at London Victoria or London Bridge.
...after thinking about it for awhile....
David : I think we should go to London Bridge because I heard it might be falling down.



I miss y'all!

Okai so this one's not really Rona but it's worth putting on here...

Anonymous Girl 1: She has mono. She makes out with everyone.
Anonymous Girl 2: Uhmm yeah...my hand

*awkward pause*

Anonymous Girl 1: Really

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Anonymous Girl 3: What are you doing?
Anonymous Girl 4: I'm chatting and I'm gonna watch children.
Anonymous Girl 3: Oh.

Goodtimes

We finally got Pam on this one...

Pam: I'm so excited! Everything's going great! Everything seems to be falling into pieces.
Cress: Falling into place you mean?
Pam: Yeah falling into places.

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And back to Rona...

Waiter: And do you want white or brown gravy with that?
Rona: What's the difference?

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Chelle: Do you have something to contribute to the conversation Rona?
Rona: No, I don't have anything to compute.

Gosh

Chelle: Oh no Nelson Mandela's son died of aids.
Rona: Nelson Mandela? Oh the singer!
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Rona trying to figure out how the alphabet goes...

"A - B - C - D - E........I - J - H..."

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Rona after hearing our neighbors sing/screaming their hearts out karaoke-ing...

"I think she's aspirating."

(And no, I have no idea what she was trying to say)

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Rona on an abstract painting at her work...

*Pointing at the painting*
"Yeah, I don't get that."

You can't get enough of this

The Day of Looove

My cousin's name is Val because he was born on Valentime's Day.

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Vocab Time

Question: This word means arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion; capable of arousing scornful pity; deserving or inciting pity.

Answer according to Rona: Pafetic

Health expert

I was telling Rona about Botox being a cure for Clammy hands and she responded with:

Rona: I don't trust doctors.
David: Do you only trust Shahmans?

Huh?

Rona: I wanna paint my guitar
Cressa: Wouldn't that change the sound?
Rona: Pppssshhh sorry hi-tech.
Cressa: *confused face*

I don't know

Oh baby oh baby

Marites: You should be an OB-Gyne.
Sara: Yeah, I've thought of that before.
Rona; Oh you wanna be a C-section?

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The Accomplice

Rob: Yeah it's $50 to buy it
Rona: Okay hold on, let me check with my accomplishments