Word

Keith: What does word mean? One time Leonard was texting me and then he said, "Word." I was like what?

Keith: I was about to reply back with "Sentence" or something.

Remember September

On the subject of menopause...

Girl 1: So, menopause huh.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's so scary.
Girl 3: I wish we never have it.
Keith: Wait, you have menopause?

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On being shy...

Girl 1: I get freaked out with very forward guys.
Girl 2: But why? Those are the best ones. You don't have to do anything.
Girl 1: Yeah, but I just messed around with him.

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That's deep...

Rona: He seems like a deep person.
Michelle: He wasn't deep when I talked to him.
David: Yeah, but he seems like he could get REALLY deep *wink*
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Rona on some legal advice...

Rona: She seriously didn't want her anywhere near. She almost got a restraining disorder.

This is long overdue

"Is she already in Shattel?"
- Michelle on Seattle

"I want to watch that one independie movie that's out now."
- Rona on independent/indie movies.

"That's spelled wrong. Isn't it B-A-R-B-A-R?"
-Rona looking at a barber shop sign

"I love that poem. The one by Unknown."
-Rona on her favorite author.

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Rona on David's facial hair...
Rona: Are you gonna do your five in the morning thing for Thailand?
David: What?
Rone: The five in the morning face thing.
Cressa: His five o'clock shadow?
Rona: Yes.
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On the mansions in Hancock Park in West Los Angeles...
Cressa: It's mostly Jewish people living here.
Rona: Oh, they should go back to Jew.
David: Jewland.