Farmer's What?

Keith on tanning...

Keith: Are you guys evenly tanned?
Me & Michelle: No.
Keith: Oh, so you guys have a farmer's market?
Me & Michelle: *lol*
Keith: What?
Me & Michelle: *lol*
Keith: Oh, farmer's tan.

Gender Identity Crisis

Angie, on not being sure about her co-worker's "identity" lol...

Angie: Yeah, he's kinda anonymous.

*Cressa and Michelle's confused look*

Cressa: You mean androgenous?