Mmmmm chocolate

Cressa: The chocolate cake's kinda dry. It doesn't look that good. I like it moist.
Gladys: Maybe we should talk dirty to it.

This happened in the span of 24 hours, no kidding

On an art work by Andy Warhol...

Rona: Is this by Andy Warthog?

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Cressa: You know what sport we should take up? Equestrian.
Rona: What the hell is that?

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As we realize that there are not enough parking spots for all the cars looking for parking in the parking structure...

Rona: Man, they really overpopulated this parking structure.

Kindoba randoms

David: What was your favorite memory as a childhood?
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David: Cressa, you have a lot of split ends.
Rona: How about me? Do I have a lot of splinters?
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After a glass of wine...

Rona: I'm feeling a little titsy.

I don't have one, but yay I'm glad this is back in full effect. woohoo.

Hello?

I think she used this before but it's back in full effect:

Rona: Well, my phone is kinda weird right now it's MALLUFUNCTIONING.

Oh, Pamela

It's been a while guys. Let's keep this thing alive.

Thanks Ang for this one:

Pam: Hey dis is kind ob randoms, but I think we're lost on da Ring Roads. I think we should have gone da udder way.

England Adventures

At Brighton Pier
Rona : I have to interview the locals but I'm scared that they hate americans.
Elinor: You should just say you're Filipino
Rona: oh yeaaaaaaa....Kunichiwa.



At Falmer train Station
Ticket guy: You can either arrive at London Victoria or London Bridge.
...after thinking about it for awhile....
David : I think we should go to London Bridge because I heard it might be falling down.



I miss y'all!

Okai so this one's not really Rona but it's worth putting on here...

Anonymous Girl 1: She has mono. She makes out with everyone.
Anonymous Girl 2: Uhmm yeah...my hand

*awkward pause*

Anonymous Girl 1: Really

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Anonymous Girl 3: What are you doing?
Anonymous Girl 4: I'm chatting and I'm gonna watch children.
Anonymous Girl 3: Oh.

Goodtimes

We finally got Pam on this one...

Pam: I'm so excited! Everything's going great! Everything seems to be falling into pieces.
Cress: Falling into place you mean?
Pam: Yeah falling into places.

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And back to Rona...

Waiter: And do you want white or brown gravy with that?
Rona: What's the difference?

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Chelle: Do you have something to contribute to the conversation Rona?
Rona: No, I don't have anything to compute.

Gosh

Chelle: Oh no Nelson Mandela's son died of aids.
Rona: Nelson Mandela? Oh the singer!
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Rona trying to figure out how the alphabet goes...

"A - B - C - D - E........I - J - H..."

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Rona after hearing our neighbors sing/screaming their hearts out karaoke-ing...

"I think she's aspirating."

(And no, I have no idea what she was trying to say)

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Rona on an abstract painting at her work...

*Pointing at the painting*
"Yeah, I don't get that."

You can't get enough of this

The Day of Looove

My cousin's name is Val because he was born on Valentime's Day.

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Vocab Time

Question: This word means arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion; capable of arousing scornful pity; deserving or inciting pity.

Answer according to Rona: Pafetic

Health expert

I was telling Rona about Botox being a cure for Clammy hands and she responded with:

Rona: I don't trust doctors.
David: Do you only trust Shahmans?

Huh?

Rona: I wanna paint my guitar
Cressa: Wouldn't that change the sound?
Rona: Pppssshhh sorry hi-tech.
Cressa: *confused face*

I don't know

Oh baby oh baby

Marites: You should be an OB-Gyne.
Sara: Yeah, I've thought of that before.
Rona; Oh you wanna be a C-section?

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The Accomplice

Rob: Yeah it's $50 to buy it
Rona: Okay hold on, let me check with my accomplishments

Coffee anyone?

Rona: Oh so it has eshpresho shots in it. I mean espresho...eshpreso...eshpresho.

HAH!

Rona: It says that I pick LENT off my belly button.

Fine here's some more

Michelle: Oh, did it fell? I mean did it falling? Uh felling? Ugh whatever.
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I had something for Pam too but I forgot. Sucks.

I think we tend to be too harsh on Rona sometimes.

Here's a little break.....


Conversation right before Anthro Econ:
Pam: My mom told me to call this lady to get cheaper fares for plane tickets
Cressa: Oh is she a traveling agent?

Huh?...Ohhhh.

Malfunctioned = Malufunctioned

What's that Rone?

Rona: "Aaahhh I'm scared! Open the lights!
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Rona: "I'm not a dead."